Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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