Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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