So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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