What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Terrible idea I love it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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