We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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