Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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