i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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