My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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