The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I skipped work to stalk him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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