I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Ladies don't puke and tell
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
God, I missed his penis.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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