Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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