Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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