Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I need moral support for this bender
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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