Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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