WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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