Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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