eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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