We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
please come you make the beer taste better
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
third nipple confirmed
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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