yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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