How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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