How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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