I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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