in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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