I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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