So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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