I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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