So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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