wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize