Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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