Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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