People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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