why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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