Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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