She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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