So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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