Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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