yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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