i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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