Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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