I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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