can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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