And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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