I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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