i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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