Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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