gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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I could fuck to npr.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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