I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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