I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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