I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You don't make any sense
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He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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