I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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